Justin Tyme Yetta Nother Barry A. Live Dawn Under Ted N. Buried Yul B. Next Bill M. Lader Lefty B. Hynde Kerry M. Off Fester N. Rott Reid N. Weep Sue D'Bum Jess Gough Barry M. Deep U. R. Gone Otta B. Alive Mummy B. Ware Berry D. Hatchet Wil B. Back R. U. Next Dr. Izzy Gone Emma Ghost M. T. Tomb Here lies Vlad the Impaler He bit off more than he could chew Here lies the Pillsbury Dough Boy He will rise again R.I.P. Van Winkle Dracula "Fangs for the Memories" Rest in Pieces (The truly demented have put the name Borden on this headstone.) Here lies dear old Brother Tor He couldn't take it anymore On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune. Played five aces. Now playing the harp. Here lies the body of Susan Lowder, Who burst while drinking a Seidlitz Powder. Although she's gone to her Heavenly rest, She should have waited till it effervesced. Owen Moore has gone away Owin' more than he can pay. Here lies the body of John Pound Lost at sea and never found. It was a cough That carried him off. It was a coffin They carried him off in. "See. I told you I was sick." "Here lies an Athiest; all dressed up and nowhere to go!" Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 no Les, no more Beneath this sod, There lies another. Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw. Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young Come blooming youths, as you pass by And on these lines do cast an eye As you are now, so once was I; As I am now, so you must be; Prepare for death and follow me. Here lies my wife, I bid her goodbye. She rests in peace and now so do I. Here lies Henry Blake He stepped on the gas Instead of the brake. Here lies John Yeast, Pardon him for not rising. Here I lie And no wonder I'm dead, For the wheel of a semi Went over my head. Here lies Lester More. No Les no more ... Here lies Kelly, We buried him today. He lived the life of Riley, ....when Riley was away! We all have a debt To nature due I've paid mine And so must you. If you can read this! GET OFF OF MY GRAVE!!!! From WDW's Haunted Mansion tombstones: RIP GOOD FRIEND GORDON now you've crossed the river jordan RIP in memorium uncle myall HERE YOU'LL REST FOR QUITE A WHILE (Chuck Myall - Art Director) REST IN PEACE COUSIN HUET we all know you didn't do it HERE RESTS WATHEL R. BENDER he rode to glory on a fender (Wathel Rodgers - illusionist, mechanical genius) HERE LIES GOOD OLD FRED a great big rock fell on his head AT PEACEFUL REST LIES BROTHER CLAUDE planted here beneath this sod (Claude Coates - Art Director, Master of Paint Effects and Lighting) RIP MR. SEWELL the victim of a dirty duel (Ted(?) Sewell - Engineer/Draughtsman(?)) IN MEMORY OF OUR PATRIARCH dear departed grandpa marc (Marc Davis illustrator, idea man, funniest Imagineer) REQUIESCAT FRANCIS XAVIER no time off for good behavior RIP (Xavier Atencio - scriptwriter, and lyricist, Grim Grinning Ghosts DEAR DEPARTED BROTHER DAVE he chased a bear into a cave MASTER GRACEY LAID TO REST no mourning please at his request (Yale Gracey - illusionist) HERE LIES A MAN NAMED MARTIN the lights went out on this old spartan